"Well, hello there, toothpaste thief."
" Oh, come on, when are you going to get over it?!"
"Never seems too soon."
"It was just one tube of toothpaste, you have an entire closet filled with them."
"I do not!"
"I'm your best friend, I'm ought to know all about the creepy things you do."
"True. Like I know that you collect porcelain dolls."
"There's nothing wrong with that!"
"Of course, it's not like they'll turn out to be alive and haunted."
"I- don't even know how to react to that."
"Well, you asked for it."
"Well played, mate."
"Oh, thank you. Now, why did you 'borrow' my toothpaste?"
"I wanted to fill the tube with paint instead of toothpaste."
"You what?!"
"Love you. Bye."
"Don't even think about running, missy! Come back here!"
